Milo’s Memoirs: Blog Writing with the Boss 🐾

Hi, I’m Milo. I’m an old boy now - a distinguished gentleman, if you will. I’ve done my time chasing balls, barking at leaves, and zooming through fields. These days, I’m all about the soft beds, slow strolls, and sneaky snacks.

So when Mum (you might know her as Maddy the wedding photographer) said we were “working on the blog today,” I thought, brilliant - she finally understands I’m ready to retire in peace. But no. Apparently, my presence is required for creative support. 🙄

She types. I nap. She talks about dreamy light and confetti shots. I dream about sausages.

Occasionally, I open one eye and give her a look that says, “Why are we not on the sofa?” And just as I’m settling into a well-earned snooze, Alfie waltzes in - tail wagging, no work done - and acts like he’s earned a slice of ham. Unbelievable. I’ve been here all morning supervising.

I may be retired from active squirrel patrol, but I’ll always have time to be Mum’s sidekick. Especially if snacks are involved (and preferably shared fairly... ahem, Alfie).

Back to my nap now, Milo Parkin 🐶

Retired Good Boy | Reluctant Blog Assistant | Treat Negotiator

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